Magneto Was Right

singulartrout:

sullina:

its-ya-bo:

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

you’re actually correct!

Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size

Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs

(via seananmcguire)

ckret2:

amotleycrew:

[teen sister in a 90’s movie voice] my pronouns are what/ever/major/loser now get out of my room

[obnoxious younger brother voice] yeah mom, I told loser it’s time for dinner. … ow, quit it, I’m respecting your pronouns—

(via thefinelcountdan)

betterthanbatman1:

Going to marry Jorge Jimenez’s Jason Todd

(via jason-hood)

walker-scobell:

Thank you, Matthew Perry (August 19, 1969 - October 28, 2023)

(via ofbetterbodies)

tovezza:

listening to people whose countries either killed jews, expelled jews, or refused to allow jewish refugees entry then go on to have very loud opinions about where jews ought to live and how it’s the evil jews’ fault a lot of jews began to cling to an ideology that sustains itself on the idea jews cannot be safe anywhere but in their own state. well it’s a lot, bro. it’s a lot

(via thetiredjew)

howverychaotic:

junkoandthediamonds:

junkoandthediamonds:

junkoandthediamonds:

i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thing

all wonderful guesses!

but alas, no, it was:

mixed reactions on this one

You just don’t get this shit on any other website

(via sexysmeagolshitposting)

redwiccanrobin:

Sleep.

(via pluckyredhead)

jim-bei:

The Flash, Kid Flash, & Impulse
By Vinicius Lopez

(via youngjusticecapades)

chatul-shachor:

carrymelikeimcute:

Taking someone’s cigarette out of their mouth: Multiple meanings - used a lot in media to convey control, power play, very masculine, I’m your boss and this is mine now, get over it. Mildly flirty, look at me, all in your space and shit, seductive. You’re not allowed to smoke, because I say so.

Putting the cigarette back in their mouth afterwards: Ground-breaking. Would be less erotic to just fuck honestly. Who does this?

(via stackthedeck)

holyvirgilscriptures:

you’ve stripped him of so many of his qualities that it’s no longer “he would not say that”. it’s “who the fuck even is that guy”

(via stackthedeck)

dungeonmalcontent:

its-your-mind:

felagund-fiollaigean:

wizards thinking of clerics as hacks cause we spent years of study learning the secrets of the universe they cheated and got a god to do their magic for them

clerics thinking of wizards as hacks cause we spent years serving and cultivating a deeply personal relationship with a god they copied down some cheat codes to make stuff blow up

And sorcerers are like “no wait, hold on. This is basically a curse. I’ve been *experiencing* magic against my will since I was born and it’s hurt a lot of people.”

… and then everyone glares at the warlock in the corner. Their response: “Yeah, no. That’s fair. I blew Cthulhu in the parking lot behind the McDonald’s and now I can do magic. Best deal ever. You all can (and should) suck it.”

(via stackthedeck)

daily-cassie-sandsmark:

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